do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
i stared at this for literally 30 seconds
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them